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Happy Saturday Anonymous 09/28/2024 (Sat) 21:17:02 No. 463452 [Reply]

How is your Saturday going?

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Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 20:06:28 No. 463523

>>463458 I’m evil for posting a news article lol. Her life meant nothing and neither does yours. Or are you under the delusion that your life means anything? You will die and no one will know you even existed.

Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 13:08:43 No. 463552

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women

Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 13:38:42 No. 463581

>>463523 >news article >Twitter thread just like 4chan Ngmi

Topscammer 10/01/2024 (Tue) 13:31:02 No. 463554 [Reply]

You beta cucks shouldn't suck his balls He's a crypto scammer just like all other celebs

Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 00:52:32 No. 463568

>>463554 The guy you posted is a relative bluepill compared to 8chan users. He's for normalfags. Lurk moar. You're too much of a stupid outsider to even know what people here are like. You're here because you don't like the ideas here, but you don't even know what they are.

Topscammer 10/02/2024 (Wed) 01:31:35 No. 463571

>>463568 8chan users? More like degenerate pedophiles with no job, family?

Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 03:41:42 No. 463575

>>463571 I'm not your family, guy.

I wanna ruin my reputation because i feel like shit. Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:24:56 No. 463499 [Reply]

How do i ruin my own reputation as fast as possible without doing anything illegal, or morally wrong. I want everyone to see me as a fucking monster without doing anything wrong. Any tips? pic unrelated

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Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:50:03 No. 463527

>>463499 Go out and start asking girls on dates. If one shoots you down, go to the next. Just keep doing it. If you're in a western jurisdiction, you'll be seen as a monster in no time. Nothing illegal or morally wrong. You might end up in jail, though, since law doesn't matter in cases like this.

Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 19:46:00 No. 463560

Copy a random post from /b/ and post it on your twitter, the shit that makes people go "Yeah you're a broken person", then make sure everyone knows your twitter exists. Words on the internet aren't illegal and you don't have to believe any of the shit you're saying so you're morally in the clear.

Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 00:50:13 No. 463567

Write a very detailed and explicit smut story, featuring content that normalfags would find particularly disturbing. Rape, torture, snuff, and whatever else you can think of. "Accidentally" leave it somewhere where people will find it. If you can draw, do the same but in visual form. That's even better. Maybe even make a comic, but if not, just scattered drawings will get the job done. Make a Facebook account and add everybody you have ever interacted with, starting with those closest to you, of course. "Accidentally" post your smut, then ask how to delete it. This works better if you have pictures. If you only have text, and it's too long to post, then consider just typing in something like "8 year old girl rape porn," then in your next post be like "wait I meant to type this in Google. How do I delete this?"

Aoichan promotion Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 13:52:05 No. 460987 [Reply]

Hi there! I just set up the picochan software on my server as a hobby project. Feel free to post on Aoichan chan.fts.ftp.sh It's an anonymous imageboard like this one, but with minimal rules, sort of like an experiment. Suggestions are welcome.

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Anonymous 09/22/2024 (Sun) 02:27:37 No. 463321

>>461201 There's much more activity now. Also it's primarily focused on anime and headpatting, as well as developer stuff.

:3 10/01/2024 (Tue) 23:05:09 No. 463564

fix your chan.fts.ftp.sh shit its marked as malware by my shit

Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 00:44:54 No. 463566

>>463564 Nah, it filters newfags. :^)

WHat if Elon Musk, Trump, and the deep state are all connected with aliens? Anonymous 09/29/2024 (Sun) 17:13:13 No. 463466 [Reply]

Alright, /b/, buckle up. What if Elon Musk has been working with Trump to fight the deep state and expose an alien conspiracy? Sounds wild, but let’s connect the dots. Elon’s obsession with space and Mars isn’t just a billionaire’s dream. It started ramping up when Trump became president, right? Trump wasn’t part of the deep state’s plan, and here’s the kicker: the deep state has been working with aliens—not the little green ones, but interdimensional beings controlling humanity for centuries. Trump’s “drain the swamp” slogan? People thought it was about corrupt politicians, but it was bigger. The deep state has been hiding the truth about these aliens. Trump found out, and they tried to stop him. Space Force wasn’t a meme; it was a front to prepare for a real battle in space, where these aliens have been operating behind the scenes. And Musk? SpaceX, AI, Neuralink—all part of a plan to break free from alien control. The Mars mission isn’t just about colonizing another planet; it’s Plan B if things go sideways with these beings. AI and Neuralink are Musk’s way of communicating with them directly. These aliens don’t speak in languages; they use energy, frequencies, and vibrations. Why do you think Trump faced so much opposition? The deep state didn’t want him getting too close to the truth. Impeachments, scandals—they threw everything at him. Now, the UFO disclosures last year? That’s the deep state’s way of slowly prepping us for the truth, so it doesn’t all come out at once. They don’t want Trump or Elon to blow it wide open. Bottom line: Trump and Musk are trying to save humanity from an alien-deep state alliance. SpaceX, AI, and Mars are all pieces of the puzzle. We’re just along for the ride. TL;DR: Elon and Trump are secretly fighting a deep state-alien alliance, and Mars is our backup plan if things go wrong. Thoughts, /b/? Too crazy, or does it actually make sense?

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Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:27:49 No. 463518

>>463515 Jesus was the raptor all along.

Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:53:36 No. 463519

>>463518 JEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ZUHS-AH!

Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 13:06:06 No. 463551

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Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 18:24:58 No. 463521 [Reply]

Sims 3 8moe Sitcom event! Visit here >>>/icup/6123

Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:27:52 No. 463524

sorry only terrorists use sims

Am I handsome? Ching Chong Chinaman 09/25/2024 (Wed) 14:51:46 No. 463390 [Reply]

I am the most handsome Chinaman in the world!

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Anonymous 09/26/2024 (Thu) 22:17:26 No. 463408

>>463390 Your teeth are aright

Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:48:20 No. 463494

>>463390

Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 13:03:12 No. 463513

Is that a niggerchink?

Does anyone know about this toy? Anonymous 09/22/2024 (Sun) 04:31:14 No. 463324 [Reply]

A few years ago in a charity shop I came across this item I'm now looking for. It was a desk toy of a yellow duck. The duck was on her knees and elbows with her arms crossed together underneath her chin and her back in the air. I remember her wearing pink panties with either letters, love hearts, numbers or + ='s, and she was either wearing a vast or a t-shirt either way it was tight and her butt worked the way a bobble head would, Attached to this post should be a rough recreation I made. I'm not sure I've got all the details correct I think she may have had hair or maybe ears. As an ass man this is right up my alley and I've been looking for it for a while now but I don't where to look or what key words to use. Does anyone here know where to look or if they've seen what I'm talking about?

Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:47:30 No. 463493

>>463324 >duck >she may have had hair or maybe ears

Anonymous 09/24/2024 (Tue) 03:44:02 No. 463356 [Reply]

Lads, I present to you this phenomenon. You see an attractive girl with a dork. And your first thought is why is that 8 with a dork? And then you look at her some more and you see she isn’t an 8. Maybe a 7. Then you look at her more and realize she’s a 6. Then you look at her even more and realize she’s a 5 at best. Then you understand why she’s with a dork. Because men and women pair up with their looks match. Anyway I need a Seinfeld-esque name for a woman like this.

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Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 02:12:50 No. 463412

>>463400 >>463400 >I’d drive to the home for retarded niggers You're literally on 8chan

Anonymous 09/29/2024 (Sun) 03:37:50 No. 463461

>>463412 this

Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:41:00 No. 463491

>>463356 >You see an attractive girl with a dork You mean a tranny?

Song remembering our waifu Ellen 09/24/2024 (Tue) 06:46:19 No. 463358 [Reply]

She was hot. https://rumble.com/v5g4fr1-the-g-mans-band-ellen-page-should-have-been-my-wife.html?e9s=src_v1_upp

Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 02:32:28 No. 463376

>she

Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:08:35 No. 463469

yes, she. still a she. always a she. never could become a he.

Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:17:59 No. 463470

>>463358 She was passed around pretty badly throughout hollywood, used like a living fleshlight by all the men who had the wealth or connections to get their turn at privledged access to her puss. I think when game producers betrayed her by making a digital nude of her for their fapping pleasure, it probably did something to cross a wire in her head. she likely loved the magic of films until she broke into the industry and her looks made her a favorite whore for the studios. maybe then she found some solace in vidya, but then the shower scene happened and once again she was disillusioned. the indie scene is filled to the brim with predators as well, just lower on the male hierarchy than the ones in the big leagues. everywhere she went her beauty made her a fuckdoll for powerful men, so she decides to become a man instead. her mind broke from taking too many dicks.

Anonymous 08/22/2024 (Thu) 21:29:01 No. 462400 [Reply] [Last]

is 8chan dead ?

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Anonymous 09/28/2024 (Sat) 14:33:02 No. 463447

>>463437 Yeah, but Niggertits was better.

Anonymous 09/28/2024 (Sat) 15:23:50 No. 463448

>>463437 Halfchan did surprisingly well as an insult for a long time.

Anonymous 10/13/2024 (Sun) 20:44:32 No. 463858

Is hotwheels even still alive? Hope not.

FUCK ANTHROCON Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 04:57:18 No. 460678 [Reply]

I HOPE ANTHROCON NIGGERS GET CANCER

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Anonymous 09/16/2024 (Mon) 00:16:20 No. 463150

>>463138

Anonymous 09/28/2024 (Sat) 14:14:16 No. 463444

As a former furfag... I can't help but agree with you, these days there's lots of zoos, pedos... You think that it would be a 1-3 case each 1000 days but the more I look the more I find, I did well quitting before I became a victim

Anonymous 09/28/2024 (Sat) 14:29:31 No. 463445

>>463444 >before I became a victim LOL underage b&. Hey kid, want some free candy?

Anonymous 09/19/2024 (Thu) 03:40:26 No. 463264 [Reply]

Hey, is it normal to do weird secret sex shit by yourself? Like, I have a bed all set up with towels down, a heating pad to warm up lube and the sleeve for my Kiiroo Keon which is mounted on a hands-free contraption, and basically I just get really high and watch my 40 TB of VR porn all night, every night, jacking off with all these fancy sex toys. And I guess I'm wondering if that's normal? Like, otherwise I'm a perfectly nice-seeming person and at work people consider me their mentor and stuff. And I was thinking about how you'd probably never know a thing about my fun little nights I have. And so it follows that perhaps any normal-seeming person would be doing this and we just don't talk about it?

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Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 23:40:52 No. 463396

>>463369 you talk like a fag an your shits all retarded

Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 23:27:22 No. 463425

>>463264

Anonymous 09/28/2024 (Sat) 07:35:22 No. 463436

Living in real hell

Тобто ПРАВДА Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 14:07:11 No. 463416 [Reply]

Вот вам смешно, а нам - нет. Из-за вас, шизофорсеров ебучих, Мементо Мори закрыл свой колчок, вот вам не стыдно, пидоры?

Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 17:18:55 No. 463419

>>463416 Sorry, I don't speak cheeki breeki.

Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 18:14:51 No. 463421

>>463416 Тебе ебъёт? Негр ёбанный нахуй. Убей себя!

Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 23:28:39 No. 463427

>>463421 Rude.

one 09/24/2024 (Tue) 02:31:56 No. 463355 [Reply]

one

Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 01:35:28 No. 463411

>>463355 singular sensation

Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 23:28:02 No. 463426

>>463355

Anonymous 09/21/2024 (Sat) 04:17:01 No. 463310 [Reply]

Anyone ever been in a threesome? How regular is that for people to do? I'm an old fuck now and I never have -- 99% never will at this point or even if I do it'll be a weird fat old people thing now so I really missed the boat I think.

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Anonymous 09/24/2024 (Tue) 21:30:17 No. 463366

Oh okay so in real life it's mostly fags having threesomes?

Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 00:46:54 No. 463370

>>463366 It's mostly fags doing everything sexual. They are a very disproportionate portion of all sexual degeneracy. The average fag is as sexually active as a career porn star.

Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 02:08:57 No. 463373

>>463366 Maybe. I'm straight. I think most straight people have them in their teens and twenties. Unless they're swingers or the girlfriend or wife likes chicks once in awhile.