Give me some unapologetically unintellectual hard sci fi with explosions and pussy. Like Frankowski if he had been free to write how he really felt.

Kek

>gay as hell >dancing last week at the club, older woman comes up and talks to me >buy her a drink >to make a story short, I end up losing my gold star to a Cougar (Early 60's) Zamn! Who told me the old ones are the best! I'm going back for seconds, probably thirds!

Former Hickiana resident who left months ago. I will only return if kidnapped and dragged back there. Dearborn, and by extension Ripley as it has nothing whatsoever to separate it. Mosltly white bigots, modtly Christian, 95% of them range from indifferent to rude. If you don't share their MAGA samethink they will turn hostile, either getting their cop buddies to harass you or file bogus criminal complaints- and Dearborn courts are notoriously corrupt, handing out harsher than typical jail sentences. Resident hicks are usually good buddies with any authority so they get their way. Lots oflarger families in the area that are forrupt if not criminal, still a KKK presence. Definite ACAB vibes with the cops. MAGA family who hated me got cops to harass me, which they were happy to do as I had a BLM sticker on the car. Pigs said they found me by pinging my cell, which was a LIE as my cell was 15 miles away at home. They stalked me. They ignore cars with foul language anti-Biden stickers. 5 of them showed up for this traffic stop, finally letting me to when they could not cook up a fake criminal charge. Christians everywhere. I rejected that trash after having to deal with them, I am positive hick religious fanatics are not capable of being decent human beings. No shopping outside of a Walmart that barely restocks. Multiple overpriced grocery stores. The place looks run down outside of the riverboat casinos. Businesses frequently closing because the economy can not support them. Sunman looks abandoned. And Milan, that championship was 70 years ago, stop obsessing over it like it was yesterday. I get it, your town will never matter again, but stop shoving it down our throats. The majority are on welfare and food stamps, yet they vote for politicians who want to cut them just to "trigger the left" I do not get how an area so close to Cincinnati can be so backwards, but it is. I'd sooner die than live there again..

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Whoopi Goldberg claimed her local bakery refused to make cupcakes for her. They made the excuse the ovens were down. But then Whoopi told them she was Jewish, so they got the ovens going again.

whats the quickest way to give myself type 2 diabetes?

I just threw a potato bug in the toilet that just happened to cross paths with me as I was on my way to fridge to get something to eat. I found that watching all of its stages of drowning/death was mildly entertaining. Am I fucked in the head or does it have to do something with the human mind.

I am currently in a committed relationship with a wasp queen, yes the insect. Ask me anything in the replies and I will answer. Here is the story/context: >be me >have a bug problem >this fucking massive wasp keeps flying around the room and distracting me >try for a few days to slap it out of the air, use a flyswatter, i even tried to use chemicals >nothing works >eventually have a funny idea >assume it would never work but decide to give it a try >open some porn and start jacking off >just as im about to cum i aim my dick at the wasp >bullseye >the wasp crash landed on my table, it couldnt fly but it was clearly still alive >wasp covered in cum is kind of turning me on >decide to keep it going

Retributive justice is evil and counterproductive.

i will be forced to marry a whore with a blown out cunt when I reach thirty. what do?

LIVE FAST EAT ASS

How do I get one of those do-nothing management jobs where I live in a sterile NYC skyloft, go to a bunch of fancy fundraiser parties and fuck secretaries?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I just lost the game. And now you did too.

You do not hate 4cuck enough.