>>463954 >That said, why do niggers glorify being the lowest class in the West? Guys have done that since the original Robin Hood legend. When the law is corrupt, it's the criminals who make the best heroes.

>>463952 >relationship issues Or rather lack thereof. Lack of family, or even reasonable prospects for one, is a major factor.

>>464010 Are you kidding? Families are a leading cause of depression. Fuckers are usually more trouble than they are worth.

>>464060 Lilith is Isis.... Enjoy your easy life, faggot.

>>464014 I agree that each of the things you point out is a problem, but I do think that most of them are small issues in the grand scheme of things, and the movies are overall quite good. However, I do think some key themes fail to come across, and those are not always even directly related to the things you mentioned. For example, I feel like the books have a strong theme of, if not pacifism, at least not glorifying war. But feminists get mad at Eowyn's arc, so they remove her lesson from the ending, saying that it's misogynist, when that couldn't be further from the truth. It's simply saying that she should love life and not think there is glory in war and death. Battle is a tragic thing that is sometimes necessary, but there are other roles that are also important and should be honored. This does come across a bit with Frodo, given he's the main character and you can't really remove that. But by removing Eowyn's lesson, you leave the film saying that she was right the entire time in believing the exact opposite of one of the most key themes of the story. The same theme is also expressed with Thorin in The Hobbit. Again, the entire point there is that Frodo isn't a warrior but he is a hero. Of course, since Thorin is male, he's allowed to be wrong and learn a proper lesson. The same theme is also expressed with how the giant battle that the story is building up to is then skipped in the novel, as Bilbo gets knocked out right at the start and doesn't wake up until it's over. Then the movie turns that battle into an entire three hour film. But at least that's just due to corporate greed and not outright political disdain for the source material. But I still like even The Hobbit movies and watch them along with Lord of the Rings every so often. >>464071 I did have my mind blown when I finally read the books and realized "Where there's a whip, there's a way" is actually in the source material.

>>464078 Manning up both Eowyn AND Arwen in the films irritated me. The mains and most-all the secondaries in the epic are cyphers for greater themes and ideals that Tolkien wanted to present, against the overall RL backdrop that the Industrial Age was killing off the old Ages of Wonder & Magic. Arwen was the Evenstar of her people, the final beautiful light of the High Elves as they departed the Middle-earth. She marries the most high-born Man left in the Middle-earth keeping that gleam of Elvish wonder alive into the Forth Age. That's not a demeaning or lesser role: it's tremendously important. Eowyn was a horse-riding Viking Bad Bitch born-&-raised: a shield-maiden and warrior queen in the making. Aragorn the returned King of the West was beyond her, but she learned through Faramir -- who is total Gracious Regal Bearing in the books -- that the wild blaze of battle can be harnessed into the warm and happy glow of the Home Fire, and that there is nothing wrong or lessening with that! Lieutenant John Ronald Reuel Tolkien was a combat veteran of World War I, who served with the mother-fucking Lancashire Fusiliers. He had seen some shit. And he had VERY distinct views on war, its holistic cost, it's absurdities and necessity. Both the Hobbit and LotR are his blatant platforms.

>>464078 The Hobbits as a whole are Tolkien's cypher for Merry Olde Englande, and Thorin's farewell confession to Bilbo that "if more of us valued food and cheer over hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world" *IS* the point of their presence. Bilbo, who like Authur Dent spends most-all his adventure in his dressing gown, is the least qualified to do any adventuring but still gets the job done when needed, usually beneath anyone's notice. And Oh! the Rankin/Bass songs! Singing songs with your mates was what men of Tolkien's generation did. R/B puts most all the lyrics from The Hobbit into the show, with new melodies. Then then continued with new songs for their RotK. And they're most all bangers, yes. <iframe width="1005" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/16HzlM8IYWA" title="The Bearer of the Ring (from &quot;The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King&quot; 1980)" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe width="1005" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ct_TWhxIOfY" title="The Return of the King &quot; Less Can Be More &quot; Music from the animated film" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe width="1005" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z1Gdsc8NID8" title="Leave Tomorrow &#39;Til It Comes (from &quot;The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King&quot; 1980)" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>>464000 Use the sites streaming sister site 8chan.tv and maybe I will watch. AND GET NEW PICTURES

>>463970 Oh god imagine donald trump as a dog fucking yourasshole in front of liberals and they start screeching and you look them dead in the eye and then fart his knot out with lots of cum shooting out. That's when the turntable kicks in the the crowd gets soaked.

>>463990 I love the way you think, anon. In addition to being hot as hell, that's also pretty funny. A stunt like that would piss off both crowds and that's something I love doing. Honorable mention of Joe Biden's dog Commander. He could gimme back shots at an oval office press conference any day.

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>>463972 I can't find anything in the logs about your post being deleted. Did you post the Tiananmen Square copypasta and then delete your own thread so it would look like this is a chink controlled site or something?

>>463978 >I can't find anything in the logs about your post being deleted. Or about the thread OP being deleted, I should say as well.

>>463404 > They are popularly depicted as large, dirty pests,

>>463405 Leave them alone you fucking animal

>>463962 Nevermind i just found it. https://pokemonporncomics.com/ for anyone wondering.

>>457042 Too.

old enough for cock

>>457042 who cares; kys, retard

His undying support for the state is Israel proves his divine charter.

>>463877 Donald Trump is a Man of God.

>>461122 he ain't, I would feel something if he were he is up against retarded evil people, so he looks good

>>463539 <A lot of married men do not have their true love. Back in my bluepilled, indoctrinated-by-commie-public-school youth (early 20s), I married a woman who I still really love. She's sweet, and cares about me, but we have a pretty huge issue. Turned out she'd rather eat and watch shit "reality tv" than be romantic with a man who would kill for her. Now I have a roommate who hogs the covers and we're celebrating our 30th anniversary next year. I can't divorce her for reasons I can't divulge, but even if I could, I wouldn't because I took my vows seriously even if she didn't. I'm a married man who is involuntarily celibate, although I won't say I'm something cringe like an "incel." Learn from my mistakes, lads: >girl with a very low or non-existent body count, because you're not going to get a pair-bond out of her, otherwise >discuss way in advance of matrimony what you expect from each other when it comes to money, sex, division of duties, etc., and if she lies to you, force her to hold to it or gtfo >stay in shape even if (especially if) she refuses to, because letting yourself go will just make it hard to start again if/when the divorce happens >don't be stupid enough to let her get her own way in the hopes it will make her happy and, ipso facto, she'll have to make YOU happy, because she fucking won't

I'm really a loner who prefers to spend every moment of his time alone, learning new skills and improving the ones I have. I'm obsessed with learning. I know it sounds cringey but I've always been this way. I chased women, but thinking back, I really just wanted validation because I've never been an attractive dude so, you know, you see other people hooking up and you feel sad like why do I never get to feel hot the way other people do. So on the off chance I got to bang someone, it was never all that satisfying because quite frankly they were down in my league. I ended up getting married after a series of missteps and now I'm in almost exactly the same predicament as >>463863 So anyway, no I'd much rather be left alone and maybe pay for sex when I really need it. I don't think there is such a thing as true lasting love. The more you get to know someone, you inevitably see them in a different light and it's rarely an improvement.

>>463863 Unfortunately an undeveloped woman is a child and must be treated as such, never let her get under your skin or like you said get her way hoping she'll reciprocate because she won't, just like a child wouldn't, but just like children they should not be hated or abused, simply guided. There are some girls who are mature, they are caretakers, and these are mommies, they'll take good care of a man, even if he's a loser.

>>463809 Right, because getting caught punchin' the munchkin isn't bad enough, we should also be completely unaware of it for several seconds or minutes.

>>463831 Nigger, learn to lock the door. Furthermore, live alone.

>>463831 Bro I live alone. I got an entire setup with a Handy and a Kiiroo Keon mounted and ready to go wherever.

Final map. Yes. I am sure that this will solve the imperfection of Europe.

>>460464 The fuck is France? Nigger fuck you

EZ

>>463678 > This is a website for the white man

>>463706 yes, meat matters

>>463583 Because we love and cherish you, OP.

Why would it take an hour to wash underwear stained with fresh cum? It's literally a two minute job lol trust me I know. Even dried cum takes only like five minutes.

>>452434 Ugh, why you gotta sign up to use such basic shit? Seems sus and scammy. Too bad, I spent like a minute typing out how I had a proximity triggered bomb vest because I was escaping with information that could lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest, and putting me in her lap just started the timer

>>462747 Okay, I'm going to share with you something that worked for me. When I was a young dude, I ended up having a wet dream during a sleep over at a friend's (we had been watching Tomboy with Betsy Russell on late night). I woke up, realized what had happened, and then had to walk to the bathroom past his mom and her friend who were chatting over coffee. There's no way they didn't see the stain or smell the aroma of puberty. It was humiliating and I resolved to never endure that again. So, here's what you do. Encase your member in a cocoon using a sock or handkerchief before you fall asleep. Kleenex will turn into paper maché, so make sure you're using something cloth, white, and definitely not made of paper. Next time I woke up at a sleepover, I had managed to keep the poison contained.