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Charred Pheasant 01/19/2025 (Sun) 20:57:16 No. 467548 [Reply]
I held a spell in my hands. The sparkling embers in my hands danced in the cold night’s air. The wind extinguishes its light and once more I sit in the dark. After pondering the phantom glow, I head to my chambers to rest. My name is Ragnar Storm-cloak and for all my life I could harness a rare power that dwells in the history of our kingdom. Powerful mages of old-inhabited this land before us and had the inborn ability to use magic. I am one of few people who are related to these mages and I dedicate my life to studying the ways of magic. Unlike them, I can’t conjure magic from the air around me, instead, I must draw from springs that were left behind by my ancestors. My kind were once fierce heroes but times have changed and I must use my gift for other means. I wake up the next morning and put on a ragged cloak. Being a bearer of magic, I live to serve in my lord's castle in hopes of survival after a failed career as a hero. Large tankards of mead, endless piles of pheasant, entire hogs roasted over an open flame. My lord, Profuses The XIII otherwise known as the “Gluttonous King” makes sure I have a roof over my head and in return, I duplicate his pantry with my magic. I enter my lord's court and kneel before his majesty. “More mead!” says the Gluttonous King to the house carl. He then looks down at me and barks from his crumb incrested mouth “Wizard! My pantry is nearly empty! I request that you replenish my stores at once!”. The smell of mead and pheasant wafts from his greedy jaws and fills my nostrils, the smell alone reminds me of my duties and I head for the cellar. For once, my lord spoke with no hyperbole, the pantry was nearly empty, and I just refilled it the other day. With a wave of my hand, pheasant and hog that were once one, become two, and then three. I clench my hand to stop the duplication and take my leave. I return to the throne and kneel before my majesty yet again. “I have replenished your cellar, my lord,” I say holding my hand to my heart. The King turns his many slimy necks in my direction. He lets out a greasy, Guttral cackle, sending foul beads of meaty juices into my eyes. In that moment, a lifetime of servitude must come to an end. I wipe the grease from my eyes and with a swift gesture, I refine the mountains of lard that sat on top of the throne. I watch the fire’s embers twinkle in the air accompanied by the screams of the wretched king and I cackle. Once again, like many times before, I hold a spell in my hands, and as always, the wind extinguishes its light. The court grows silent and the smell of charred pheasant fills the air.

ads on a military tv network 1990s Anonymous 01/16/2025 (Thu) 17:00:54 No. 467416 [Reply]
Hello. I got some old CDs for free containing these cool ads Ask to post the full video
>>467416 Sure?
Post it here or in some web archive, save that shit.

Nigger Anonymous 01/18/2025 (Sat) 05:57:30 No. 467490 [Reply]
Niggee
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Anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 22:56:49 No. 465373 [Reply]
Have you guys tried the new 8chan game? It's called Gyat.io I'm sure you've seen the ads
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>>465441 thanks anon for wasting my time clickling on this retarded shit. no i did not check low level porn game for dumb coomers. anon, please dont goon to amything because it is a real sin.
>WebGL kys now
These models suck donkey dick.

am i based ro schizo W00t 12/26/2024 (Thu) 12:26:59 No. 466525 [Reply]
>messsage MANDATORYrr >expiRERD CAPtcha!!!!!
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I've realized you replying to me wasted both of your precious time for nothing.
>>466525 No, you're a yt underage b& anime fag with no personality

Jo tengo Dinero, Jo Tengo Plan. Anonymous 01/18/2025 (Sat) 16:48:27 No. 467495 [Reply]
LA mamaye mamaye mama ye
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Fuck all niggers Death to All niggers

I don't find my girlfriend attractive Anonymous 11/24/2024 (Sun) 22:36:06 No. 465311 [Reply]
>Be me, 25 year old autistic porn addict >Somehow got a girlfriend >4 months into a relationship, start the hot chats >Gf send me this https://photovault.store/image.php?id=1649IO.jpg >Not even the slightest erection on my dick What am I supposed to do? I think she's a great girl, but she really doesn't cause me the slightest sexual attraction when she sent the pic. Is it because I'm so normalized to porn or is it really just the picture?
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>>465408 >Every license plate ever has a crime associated with it Lmao.
>>465418 You are replying to a nigger, so that is really what they believe
maybe because she's a fed why would she send you grabify link?

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Loser Exposed Anonymous 10/04/2024 (Fri) 18:39:10 No. 463619 [Reply] [Last]
Upload Justin everywhere
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Cassie (Dragon Tales) AI model Anonymous 10/04/2024 (Fri) 11:14:53 No. 463617 [Reply]
Hey I was wondering does anyone have the creator “FatsIncognito Cassie (Dragon Tales) PonyXL” model with original description (weights usage, trigger words, etc)? (If you still know the original description.) https://civitai.com/posts/4271026

Do You Fuck Fast Or Slow? Anonymous 01/15/2025 (Wed) 09:02:14 No. 467378 [Reply]
I fuck pretty slow. Slower than most videos I've seen, anyway. Doesn't even feel all that great to me going very fast and sometimes I even start to lose muh br0nner. But a slow sensual fuck keeps me rock hard and is really hot to me. With some variety, of course. But in general, I mean.
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>>467378 Why have you posted that picture of Lenny three times?
>>467385 Mmm. I'm maybe 80% of that.

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Teenage girls are using fake IDs to sell nudes on OnlyFans Anonymous 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:19:39 No. 466693 [Reply]
British subscription site OnlyFans is failing to prevent underage users from selling and appearing in explicit videos, a BBC investigation has found. Under-18s have used fake identification to set up accounts, and police say a 14-year-old used a grandmother's passport. The UK's most senior police officer for child protection also says children are being "exploited" on the platform. OnlyFans says its age verification systems go over and above regulatory requirements. The platform has more than a million "creators" who share video clips, photos and messages directly with subscribers for a monthly fee. In return for hosting the material, OnlyFans takes a 20% share of all payments. As part of our investigation, we found that one 17-year-old from a suburb in the south-east of England had sold videos of herself masturbating and playing with sex toys, while an under-18 participated in graphic videos hosted on an adult account in Nevada, US, in breach of the company's terms and conditions. We were also able to set up an account for an underage creator, by using a 26-year-old's identification, showing how the site's age-verification process could be cheated. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-57255983
i hate women but i hate men more

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Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 16:35:17 No. 458494 [Reply]
my wife
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>>466448 >Coal burner on Christmas
>>464652 That's a man, yo.
how does the chicken pass through her body to make her farts exactly the way they are yum yum averi farts

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Anonymous 01/16/2025 (Thu) 05:18:46 No. 467392 [Reply]
girls with kuromi icons are only based if they like this image

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Anonymous 09/18/2024 (Wed) 20:18:47 No. 463250 [Reply]
trannycord must have all acked themselves
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>>465531 Emmanuel Bassi, GTK developer.
trannycord?
>>463250 Patch's brother?

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Anonymous 01/15/2025 (Wed) 07:52:17 No. 467377 [Reply]
Why do so many porno sites only allow for OR logic between tags in the searchbar? If I search "blonde femdom", I don't want to see 6 million blondes getting gangbanged and 9001 brunettes fucking men with strapons. I want to see BLONDE women DOMINATING their partners, but apparently that's not allowed outside of boorus.
>>467377 One possible reason is they didn't even think about it

Anonymous 01/13/2025 (Mon) 02:42:25 No. 467293 [Reply]
>waiting to cross the street at a crosswalk (something niggers are incapable of understanding) >hip hop car drives by, driver yells "ay dawg u lookin chopped" >get home and look up "chopped" in a monkey dictionary online >it's not good >resolve to vote against additional funding for public schools Who are these niggers who think they can just say shit to white people?
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>>467293 Hearing hip hop music as you are walking home after sundown will always be far scarier than any horror film soundtrack could ever hope to be.

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