Voting the Good Dinosaur

Yaki Box.

Next movie of the night is from the Yaki Box, and it's Seal Team! What the fin did you just floundering say about me, you little bivalve? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Aquatica, and I have over 300 confirmed family friendly tricks. I am trained in aquatic warfare and I'm the top swimmer in the entire US sea forces. You are nothing to me but just another sardine. I will wipe you the flounder out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my floundering words. You think you can get away with saying that scallop to me over the Internet? Think again, Flipper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sharks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, prawn. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're floundering splash-zoned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kiss you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare flippers. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Atlantis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little barnacle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your floundering tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you whale-mouthed idiot. I will splash fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're floundering dead, kiddo.

This would have been a good idea if they went the Marvels Zombies route. Making all the characters zombies and have very detailed gore. Making the main cast already established characters would have been better as well.

>>25557 They've already been doing something similar with early Adult Swim shows like Harvey Birdman and Space Ghost.

>>25559 didn't Mike Lazzo retire in 2019? Like they cannot even wait to turn what was once fountainhead of novelty (not even consistently good content) into a creatively bankrupt re-hash mill like the other studios. Everyone hates taking risks so badly. At least being able to throw shit at the wall and see what sticks is how [AS] got to be where they are. It's more risky to change direction like this and nuke your only core competency, imo.

I'm a regular in the Questionable Malcontent thread.

>>25544 >tearjerkers What?

No other adult swim thread I can find or if there is I'm too lazy to find it so I'm posting this here. These shorts are gonna be released every weekday for two weeks on the adult swim site and youtube channel.

>>25198 There's a thread at >>20127 that I made about the reboot that nobody gives a damn about.

>>25201 The problem is nobody ever checks the catalog

>>24987 For some reason my pics weren't posted, so there...

>>24987 No one reads your ramblings.

>>24173 >>24172 Honestly anon despite everything I actually agree with pretty much everything you said. I was never a big fan of JLU as a whole though I do enjoy it, don't get me wrong. I just didn't enjoy it as much as the original JLA. JLU had a few good moments but overalll kind of sucked. One thing you didn't mention that I didn't like was that the overall dynamic between the original 7 was gone which was something I sorely missed from JLU. Another thing I missed was Hawkgirl trying to dive macefirst into something only to get immediately fucked up nearly once per episode which made me laugh every time.

>>25019 I have no idea what this is.

>>24874 Who is you people? There's like ten active users here at all times.

>>24875 I assumed it was one person, but I figured I 'd go with "you people" to be cautious.

The page flip idea isn't bad, it just looks weird without the accompanying text. The logos before and after are simpler and more memorable. Whoever approved the 2012 logo clearly didn't give a shit about design clarity or the company's heritage.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/04/12/woke-disney-takes-huge-hit-majority-of-independents-no-longer-trust-companys-programming-for-their-children/ >Disney suffers statistical level of damage to brand by opposing anti-groomer bill 笑

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/21/radical-left-goes-bonkers-after-florida-votes-to-eliminate-woke-disneys-special-tax-district/ >attack state legislature for not letting you groom kids >lose millions of dollars in tax benefits >so dependent on physical installations and weather you could never, ever move >even if you could taxes would still be higher

https://archive.ph/wip/A27kG >woke lightyear does half of Toy Story 4's opening numbers Wew

>>24635 >how look at the key above E in your keyboard

>>24625 Taking inspiration from Nick Kroll?

>>24795 Thanks. I hate it.

Next movie of the night is from the Ted Box, and it's Gaslight! This 1944 classic is what defined the concept of lying so insistently to another person's face that they start to question their sanity. Our movie stars a man whose entire modus operandi is lying horribly to his wife, and how her world starts to fall apart as she thinks she's going insane.

Change of plans - we're watching the 2nd part of our anime trash "Madonna" first, and we'll proceed to "Gaslight" afterwards

>>24621 Lame

are kids of today even watching this slop?

>>24394 No. Streaming services don't have much for cartoons and have been relying on the appeal of gaming and anime. If they're watching Looney Tunes, it's usually the older, better content that could be (or maybe are already) in the public domain.

>>24404 With how fairly faithful those new Looney Tunes cartoons on hbo max came out, I'm surprised they decided to drop the more classical style for something far worse.

>>21686 >pastafag so translation is relative easy to do it. I would have a request, and if possible, might even offer some financial payment. I wanted to re-watch the Sandokan cartoon(watched it, when I was a small boy, in my country's dub), found both the english and the italian dub on Youtube, however the english one is horrendous. How hard would it be to create the srt files for the first two seasons of the cartoon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-gZpUxbyzM&list=PL1dsBDddXnm2SOSqWyUzdneENLML9tcUp I also think there is some historical importance of sharing the original dub, as opposed to the english one, especially since, from what I know, Italians don't have all that many action cartoons.

>>21686 Libgen url is the first result for me in every search engine I tried. Here's a link to Diabolik comics specifically: libgen.li/index.php?req=diabolik&columns%5B%5D=t&columns%5B%5D=a&columns%5B%5D=s&columns%5B%5D=y&columns%5B%5D=p&columns%5B%5D=i&objects%5B%5D=f&objects%5B%5D=e&objects%5B%5D=s&objects%5B%5D=a&objects%5B%5D=p&objects%5B%5D=w&topics%5B%5D=l&topics%5B%5D=c&res=25&covers=on&filesuns=on eurekaddl has a Italian comics too.

>>21368 English subtitles for the live action film are finally out. I gave it a watch and it was entertaining enough, but I am a sucker for heist stories, Lupin, Fantomas, and anything related. The story is a bit basic, but competent enough. Biggest problem is that characters need to make stupid decisions for plot to happen. Diabolik, for example, is pretty sloppy. He has a wife, leaves fingerprints everywhere, his lair is not very well disguised. Batman's setup is much better thought out than Diabolik's. There are some contrived things, like ramp hidden in the road at the very beginning of the film. Putting that thing in there unnoticed would have been difficult, and it would have been discovered during road maintenance work.I also did not not like how quick Diabolik and Eva Kant were to trust each other. Things get silly at points, like the court room scene, but I assume the comedy works much better in Italian. However, the heist at the end is pretty neat, even if it could be orchestrated more efficiently. All expected elements of the genre are there and it manages to avoid some of the annoying cliches. The film had a decent budget and was pretty to look at. Special effects are minimal but look good, there are practical stunts, and there are no attempts at cutting corners and hiding this using shaky cam and jarring, rapid cuts like Marvel films are prone to do. There is the knife throw, but that looks to me more like a stylistic choice to old pulp and 60s crime serials. They used split screen quite a bit, but not in any interesting way. Actors do a good job in my opinion, but not knowing the original language makes it difficult to tell. Diabolik had decent budget. Special effects are minimal but look good, there are practical stunts, and there are no attempts at cutting corners and hiding this using shaky cam and rapid cuts like Marvel films are prone to do. They used split screen quite a bit, but not in any interesting way.

>>24120 Pic related.

>>24120 Same reason Lesbians are first in LGBT but back in the 80s it was known as GLBT. They have the innate sense of wanting everything to be about them, because womyn.

>>24290 That happened because all the leaders of the movement at the time died of AIDs and the bulldykes that were left took over.