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Fuckable Fauna General #1 No you didn't poser 04/17/2024 (Wed) 23:00:42 No. 457833
The purpose of this general is the creation of vassal and companion species for the amusement of humanity on its eternal conquest. This is NOT: a p*rn or fantasy general, a xoophilia advocacy or xoophile rights general, or a roleplay general. Those participating in this thread recognise that: 1. Humanity holds ultimate authority but also responsibility over creation. 2. Carnal relations with anything that has not been remade in our image or originally created by us from scratch is evil and disgusting 3. Anything that threatens to subvert, destroy or reduce the power and sovereignty of humanity must be extinguished. In this thread I hope to discuss with you methods such as selective breeding and genetic engineering that will most quickly and effectively elevate base matter to the rank of cosmic companion. "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."
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>>457833 >Reverse catgirl Jungledyret Hugo?
>MLP edit of the Harkness test meme awful, a shame to alien fuckers everywhere
Mutations can be increased via high but survivable temperature, UV light, high radiation, and some chemicals. Just pair this with an environment that selects for desired trait.
Use embryo selection on dogs and cats until you get something you want, or whatever
"Slow Breathing Can Be Operantly Conditioned in the Rat and May Reduce Sensitivity to Experimental Stressors"
I don't know about selective breeding much besides maybe wider hips for larger brains at birth but psychedelics could cause a change according to stoned ape theory. A proper scientist could monitor each generation physically and mentally. I wonder how much it would cost
>>458082 We bronies need some love too lol, but in some fanfictions ponies count as aliens.
>>462624 >For larger brains (and plot) Think of the possibilities
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> This is NOT: a p*rn or fantasy general, a xoophilia advocacy or xoophile rights general, or a roleplay general. >All those specific rules for this thread >This is NOT: a p*rn or fantasy general, a xoophilia advocacy or xoophile rights general, or a roleplay general. Baby, that is exactly what this is.
>>462627 >Baby Fuck off fur nigger this is meant for real world species change and galactic human supremacy over pussy and or bussy
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>>462648 > for galactic human supremacy > we're not even settled on Luna yet The cart & the horse, kid. Learn their proper deployment sequence.
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I though the OP said "Fuckable Flora" and was most interested. Fauna? Come on now, furry fandom is far too pedestrian.
>>462648 Best thing for that is just to white people to genetically healthy again
>>462656 to get white to white people*
pic 1: the age of sexual maturity for human females could be as low as 3 to 4 years of age (age of youngest verified mother), sexual maturity and biological adulthood merely means the ability of the sex cells they produce to cotribute to the conception of their biological offspring with a partner through intercourse. I think you mean "legal/cultural adulthood", but that could be anything if we put it in terms of "their species", for one, we dont have a legal/cultural age of adulthood for our species, its set at different ages for different areas and in some places theres no age for it at all! i dont think its likely to be that much different for other species who possess characteristics like ours. pic 2: what about anthropomorphic animals but they are normal animals that got uplifted into a species of sapient omnivorous bipedal humanoids possessing a level of potential for technological advancement that is at least similar to that of humans? that, or what if they are humans who spliced themselves into anthros with the dna of animals? either way, theyd be a genetically distinct species unto themselves, and would be biologically incapable of sexual reproduction with human partners, or partners of the animal side of their family tree. you might get away with it in the case of other variants of beastfolk, such as human bodies possessed by animal spirits, or animal bodies possessed by human souls, in each of these cases its the body of a human or animal that is just transformed by magic into something possessing the characteristics of another species, if the body is dead and reanimated by possession it is technically undead and thus its reproductive viability is more questionable. chances are, human guys who stick their dicks into real catgirls are still practicing bestiality, and will not have any fruit borne from this cross-species coupling. shapeshifters are another thing, they are humans or animals with the ability/curse to become another species, in this case what matters is in what form they are on when fucking, id also add that if a female werewolf (wifwolf?) got knocked up by a human whilst in human form, shed lose the baby as soon as she tranformed should she shift into a more wolflike form when pregnant, due to her body becoming biologically incompatible with the fetus, so in my mind female shifters are mode-locked for the duration of their gestation, losing their ability to change forms might be a clue for a femshifter that shes gotten preggers. man, i am overthinking this a bit too much.
feathered scalies are cool. im convinced that we almost had a species of reptilian/avian/marsupialian humanoids with hair that evolved from feathers, skin that evolved from scales, and breasts that wouldve come about partially due to the value of milkfeeding offspring and partly due to the sexual selection of an upright species for the female to have a secondary "butt" on their chests since interactions, courtship, and intercourse are done front to front. the species would still be egg-laying, however. all that we would need to have this species dominate the planet would be for that meteor to have missed the earth, then it wouldve been them in charge of this rock as the dominant and highly technological species, and not us.
>>462661 >chances are, human guys who stick their dicks into real catgirls are still practicing bestiality nigger, give me a fucking break please if I somehow grow something that looks like a woman in every way but the ears, a tail, and maybe some fur, just enough so I know this isn't a woman so i don't have to worry about their shit nature, doesn't make me the equivalent of some mentally ill degenerate training his dog to not bite him when he ass fucks it. the human characteristics are what is getting my dick hard, not whatever reason people fuck non-human looking things for
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>>462662 >of milkfeeding offspring and partly due to the sexual selection of an upright species for the female to have a secondary "butt" on their chests since interactions, courtship, and intercourse are done front to front >looks at birds >thinks of the context of milk wouldn't be necessary for egg-layers that birth thing really influenced our evolution
>>462664 I present to you, the platypus. Lays eggs AND milkfeeds its young.
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>>462666 it is a very very primitive form of breastfeeding, it is just area of skin that secretes milk the offspring lick up offspring investment isn't adaptive in all context, thus thinking traits that help with it will selected for, especially for reproduction methods, is not right
>>462668 >>462668 >especially for reproduction methods especially for other reproduction methods
>>462663 id rather my anthros have characteristics that fall between the two species. imagine the anthros cannot talk as humans due on account of them having the vocal capabilities of animals, but due to their evolution towards humanity, neither do they speak as their animal species do. instead they speak amongst themselves with the sophistication of a human language, but while using a language composed of the sounds that their animal species could make. this would make communication with other species more difficult, but not impossible, due to how both humans and anthros would have similar levels of intelligence and sapience. also, id like the anthros to have the genitalia of their nonhuman species, because nonhuman cunts and cocks fucking with human genitalia turn me on so much, its an exotic sexual experience with an exotic sexual partner, why ruin that by needlessly making it more mundane? especially for dykery, i want to see a human bitch eating out doggie vag and kitty cunt. when it comes to making anthros, i want to take the animal species as it is irl, and making as few changes as are necessary to make them just capable of doing what humans and intelligent extraterrestrials or robots or monsters are uniquely known to do. (to be a highly technological species on the level of humanity).
>>462661 early twenties are the most fertile and safe age to reproduce for humans. The rest is tldr but I thought I might correct you there.
>>462655 A plant is fine, too.
>>462918 humans life stages shift at 3.5 years or 7 years. all the cells are replaced, and a new stage of life begins. - female sexual fertility can begin as early as 3.5 years. - sexual attractiveness to the average man as early as 7 years. - attractiveness peaks somewhere around 14 years. - fertility peaks around 21 years.
>>463471 Fake news, but I don't wanna argue about irrelevant stuff. Please more science schemin pickle rick style
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The harkness test is for pussies
Wow ive never seen such a reddit tier thread in my life. put your penis away timmy.
>>463720 Why, you think he'll grow hair on his palms or something?
>>463720 >A Reddit tier thread on my Reddit lite forum?! Uh, uh, r-r-reddit! Go back to 2016 you larping queer
>>463670 It was mostly just to have a relevant image
- all animals are anthros, animals with just enough human traits to be able to do what humans can. - no animals species that emerged from domestication exist amongst them, all animal species thst died out due to humanity are represented. - all species still have to eat the diets of their animal counterparts, except that anthros whose animal eats another kind of animal will eat the anthropomorphised counterpart of that animal instead. - anthorpomorphised animals whos animal species are not interfertile remain so in their anthropomorphosed forms. - anthropomorphised animals retain the same genitalia as their animal species, though they may have had their sizes adjusted to remainninnproportion to the rest of their anthropomorphised forms. - humans live alongside the anthros, and they are by far the most dominant species. - sex between incompatible species is forbidden, as is sex between two members of the same species who are also of the same sex. homosexuality between incompatible species is double forbidden. - there is an arrangement by which you can purchase the meat of any anthro species for consumption at the grocery stores, but nobody has to live in fear of being hunted down or killed for food.
>>464132 He already did, thirteen days ago.
>>457833 Dolphins should be a good starting point. They are naturally already nearly as smart as humans and they also have incredibly powerful sperm which can be helpful if dolphins were to be made anthro, also prehensile dicks.


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