VAMPYRUS ITE DOMUM

As chairman and treasurer of the Board of vampyr hatred, I just wanna say I'm happy to be on the team guys, together we can end my tyrannical reign once and for all!

REPORTING LIVE FROM /ZOO/ BREAKING NEWS FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION "The weird get weirder" by Evelyn Montague Howdy vampamaniacs! Its intrepid reporter Evy here! I've received word that the big man himself, our Lord Commander High Lord Baron Vampyr von Teegsworth has decided to join the resistance against himself, when asked why he said "meh, seemed like it'd kill a few hours anyways". So far despite proclaiming himself the ruling crown prince of the resistance movement he has yet to make contact with any homegrown rebels, but said he is confident he can drum up support against himself, quote "I can be VERY annoying". Well if theres any changes I will be sure to update my dear beloved fans, til next time darlings ❤️ ~Evy

>>22037 Didn't you quit six months ago?

>>22040 Yes! But now we might be able to ban me, hopefully for more than the 1d I gave other namefags, MY CRIMES ARE HEINOUS! FEAR ME!

So first things first, I have an agenda, and the first item is listing my crimes. I turn the floor over to the group.

Ooookay, well then next item is starting a petition to ban vampyr from /zoo/ I'll start -Vampyr

I will cast a vote for house Vampyr tbh

Thats one for banning, and one vote for not banning. Currently our petition is tied.

>>22037 vamp uses ai slop. I cast my vote against because that tipped the scales. Surely there's someone who wants to mod /zoo/ who understands not to allow necro or sadism?

>>22050 Frankly, I want Necro and sadism gone. It's a bonerkiller to see it active

>>22050 I will vote so it will stay

>>22052 then close the board because you can train the dog not to bark with a horse dildo up its ass, but you can't pretend that it had fun getting there.

>>22056 You're retarded. Get yourself checked.

>>22050 Oh I'm not a volunteer here, banning me won't change how the current BO runs the board. Im a global vol. I delete only ILLEGAL content, on every board, not just this one. I don't enforce local rules like "no namefags". You wanna complain to the BO to change that. I only enforce violations of US law.

We are currently trying to get me banned by locals for violating LR4, (what I'm doing isn't namefagging fyi, you really need to learn the local culture {oh and btw the ban length I set for that is 1 hour. So. This is a gigantic waste of time, hence humorous, hence my participation}) Justice will be done! VAMPYRUS ITE DOMUM!

Idk how often Emp is on tbh. I try my best to take care of things but I'm super busy. My vote is for Vamp!

>>22035 Basado >>22038 >>22042 These are cute. Nice to see em being used >>22037 >>22039 >>22041 >>22043 >>22044 >vamp Nigga >>22045 Retard >>22073 This is that fat stinking slob DD

>>22078 This guy always calls me his nigga, I guess we are really tight? Thats chill homie. Word up G. Your uh, your my homeslice?

That dudes still my homeslice. AND my mashed potatoes.

>>22084 Do you have a tight asshole, cus i want to loosen that shit up and feed you my jizz like picrel you namefagging faggot

>>23471 Who are you? Still would

>>23477 Im a gay rapist with a 10 inch cock. Asking to play the rape game with me will not end how you want it to. But hey im always down for fucking bitchass sluts.

Nigger you can't run away from rape. Now get back here and bend over bitch, im gonna show you how to be a woman.

>>23480 >>23481 Nope, i called first. Your vamp holes are mine to use you faggot. Now namefag for me, it makes me hard hehe

>10 inch cock Proofs?

>>23499 No the last time I posted my cock I wound up with a boyfriend who liked to dress up as a girl. It was awesome actually. Hmmm lemme think about it.

h-hey anons, is there an invite going around for this ‘zootopia’ I’m an obvious newfag

>>23709 yes. sent it

>>23714 Can I get an invite as well?

>>23709 >>23717 All newfags must suck everyone off. You're aware of that right

>>23717 sure, no prob. sent you one too

I would also like an invite!