>>4389 I haven't played any video games in almost a year, I just go online and argue with people instead.

I'm not very good at video games

>>4457 Most of us aren't

>>4457 >>4459 >think I'm bad at games >watch any normalfag play vidya >realize I am not bad at games

I ridicule games I pretend I played and bully their players with narratives from 4chan.

>>4460 Maybe I shouldn't watch so many decino videos.

>>4462 That's the thing, isn't it? You watch people who are good at games, and subconsciously compare yourself to them. Open up Twitch and pick a random stream, you'll want to bang your head against a wall. You very quickly realize why waypoints and yellow paint are everywhere in games.

>>1647 >I watch Jewtube walkthroughs just to beat LA Noire and Wario Land 2 and 3 >I only like the Resident Evil games that involve FPS action and little to nothing puzzles >I refuse to share my collection of Gmod addons that got deleted because of how autisic and submissive the community is and are willing to doublecross anyone just to please their corporate overlords <I only emulate BingBingWahoo shit only what my computer can handle and not shit itself while emulating (So far I cannot play 3ds and Switch, Wii and GCN are decent enough with choppy audio and bearable stutter)

>>4487 Literally me. I walkthrough, can't puzzle, and my computer used to crash starting any Yuzu game until I upgraded from 4 to 8 gigabytes of memory, now it starts with unbearable stutter.

>>4461 Me too for games I can't run. I will never admit it outside this thread though.

>>4463 I'm better than random streamers on Twitch at action but worse at puzzles.

>>1647 I watch Oneyplays when it comes to games that I'm interested instead of playing them.

>>4491 That's because Twitch streamers are zoomers who've been raised to the specific kind of puzzle aimed at them through video games. Give them regular puzzles or older puzzle games and they fail miserably. I haven't checked this theory yet but I've got it from a dream

>>4501 That fat fuck's never going to release the final YIIK episode.

Yes, Easter Island isn't my land

4489, 4490, and 4481 is samefagging because he doesn't want us to connect "my computer used to crash starting any Yuzu game" in 4489 to "I ridicule games I can't run" in 4490. Kind of embarrassing.

4536 comes from a divorced household, was formerly on a prescription of adderall and SSRIs and has subconscious homosexual tendencies that he exerts on the children playing at the park near his mother's house. Kind of embarassing.

4538 and 4536 would be very cute wearing full latex gear and kissing/playfighting in a pit filled with strawberry pudding. Just sayin.

>>1647 The AVGN radicalized me into a DRUMPF supporter.

I'm gay but act straight and insult gays to fit in.

>>6339 please stay in /v/

1**I like COD and Halo 2I only hate niggers if they are men 3I think Steam is an alright service

>>1647 I like it when Ess Jay Double Jews accidentally give reason to the /pol/ish, like when Call of Duty(?) put niggers in Nazi uniforms while unintentionally referring the time when African countries showed sympathy towards Nazi Germany, I think that was the main reason why the Volkswagen beetle was conceived.

>>6347 >>6339 We can get gayer than this.

>>1647 So there's an "exploit" in Steam that let's you download games for free, however none of them are interesting in the slightest or the ones what I wanted already got delisted, so I just downloaded fucking Half Life 2 for Garrys Mod props and maybe Lambda Fortress.

I love adventure games but I haven't beaten a single one without using a walkthrough at some point in the game.

>>6379 That's less your fault and more that many adventures games are fucking nonsensical. Gabriel Knight features puzzles so bad they have Wikipedia articles.

>>6380 Truly making compelling puzzles in an adventure game is not an easy task. They have to be challenging in order to both be appealing to the player and also feel satisfying when completed. But they also can't be too difficult or the player will think the game is ridiculous and possibly feel insulted. That's why many games either have super easy puzzles or nonsensical ones. I bet a lot of devs set out to make an adventure game because they have some worldbuilding idea or like swords and guns and magic and whatnot, and puzzles become an secondary task for them. Even though they are important for adventure games.

I like Skyward Sword better than Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask. Even though I know the average quality of the games isn't nearly as high, I still like the Sonic series better than the Mario series. It just hits my autism just right. Sonic '06 isn't good, but it's playable. Chronicles has some awful animated cutscenes and some bad music, but overall I still enjoyed the game. I like Castlevania 64 way better than Lament of Innocence. I know Curse of Darkness is practically just 64 but better. I don't care. Even regular 64 is still better than Lament of Innocence. I don't understand why anyone likes that game, and don't understand why people hate 64 (except for the fact that Curse of Darkness is basically just an expanded rerelease). >>6381 >I bet a lot of devs set out to make an adventure game because they have some worldbuilding idea or like swords and guns and magic and whatnot, and puzzles become an secondary task for them. Even though they are important for adventure games. Adventure games can be good when thought of as puzzle games, but you're completely right. The genre is cancer because really it's usually used as a vehicle for storytellers who aren't good enough to get a novel or even a comic book actually published. This goes for most video games that rely on stories as a primary selling point. I love a few, but overall video game stories are for absolute plebs, and very few actually use the unique aspects of the medium effectively.

Cuckchan gave me actual AIDS. >Be me >Browse cuckchan >See black cock >Get turned on >Browse bbc porn >Meet black guys to rape me like a fag >Get actual AIDS Don't be me, don't do cuckchan.

>>1648 I ain't seen shit, I ain't listenin' shit, I ain't done shit. >>6384 SHE'S AN EGIRL EGIRL EGIRL EGIRL

>>6384 >>6387 >rape me like a fag <egirl

>>6389 I'm referring about the attention whore who got sliced up for cockteasing 4channers: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=zSCnlbfXqCs

>>6387 >>6401 >you should know some obscure song! But that isn't what happened to Bianca, she was killed by some schizo she met on Discord. Though he did post on cuckchan, that's not really relevant and that's not how she knew him. She was also 17 fucking years old, god forbid a teenager be cringe.

>>6402 >obscure song! I thought the song skyrocketed around this whereabouts >They actually met in Pisscord However just to not taint "le ebbin wholesome big chungus echochamber" of course they shifted the blame onto 4chan, I guess it went full circle: >4channers gaslight reporters into thinking that 9gag caused Mitchell Henderson <Nowadays Discord users blames 4chan over anything despite becoming a husk of what it used to be Bianca's case is peak unsupervised use of the internet.